Fried Chicken and Waffles, Burgers,

& Lots of Hot Meat.

Hours

Sunday:11 AM - 12 AM
Monday:CLOSED
Tuesday:4 PM - 2 AM
Wednesday:4 PM - 2 AM
Thursday:4 PM - 2 AM
Friday:4 PM - 4 AM
Saturday:11 AM - 4 AM

Our Mission

Everything we do, we believe in challenging the status quo of sexuality through delivering deliciously flirtatious culinary experiences.

A Destination

Craving something hard to forget? Welcome to the hottest late-night spot in Chicago, where the food is bold, the vibes are untamed, and the flavors are downright seductive. Our signature waffles are as cheeky as they come—shaped to make you blush and topped to make you beg for more. Pair them with our juicy, hand-breaded chicken tenders, kissed with handmade dipping sauces, or sink your teeth into our smash burgers, wraps, or loaded chicken sandwiches.

Feeling nostalgic? Our menu riffs on classics you love—think Mickey D’s meets Taco B, but we do it bigger, better, and with way more personality. Don’t forget our icy slushies, perfect for cooling you off after all the heat.

We’re open late, so whether you’re exploring Chicago’s nightlife or just need a quick pick-me-up, we’re your must-stop destination. Food this good doesn’t play hard to get—it just is hard to beat. Come see why everyone’s talking about the sexiest bites in the Windy City.

We are Willies. Come Inside.

Eat Together

Every plate achieves that elusive, cuisine-defining balance of sweet, sexy, and oh so delicious – dessert.

the best tasting d'ck in chicago

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the best tasting d'ck in chicago 💦

Take a Bite

Come inside

Take a Bite • Come inside •

CRAFTED IN THE KITCHEN

Because we believe in serving you the best tasting Willy you’ve ever had on your lips, all our cocks, twats, and orgies are small-batch and made in house.

FRESH INGREDIENTS

We believe in supporting small and local businesses which is why we source all our ingredients from our team of hand-selected suppliers.

C.U.N.T.

Bring your charisma, uniqueness, nerve, and talent because we are here to support you in being your most joyful, fun, and sexy self!

The team

Michal Papierz

President & Founder

Gabriel Babcock

Executive Chef